Is your chat boring and mundane?

PLEASE STOP READING.
This is too long for you, it's not for everyone, it's only for those who want to improve the way they chat with women. PLEASE STOP.

You can never regret the content of this gibberish, but I'm happy most of you won't read it. Let the knowledge be only for a few.

Psychology of a Woman with a Whatsapp or Any Chat Apps on Her Phone.

The reason why a girl chats dirty with one guy and chats clean with another guy is caused by the guy
Re-read that line again (slooowly and allooooow it to siiiiiiiiink in youuuuuuuur braiiiiiiin).

When a girl notices you see her as a good girl, she'll act as a good girl towards you, either online or offline.
(If you belong here, you're in trouble. Talking about sex with her will get her angry).

When a girl notices you see her as a bad girl she'll act as a naughty girl towards you, be it online or offline.
(If you belong here, you're in good shape. Talking about sex with her will get her hot and ho.rny).

So, men are the cause why women chat the way they chat with them online and offline. 

Any man who chats clean and nice with a woman is a boring chat(ter). PERIOD.

Any man who chats dirty and humorously with a woman is a fun chat(ter). PERIOD.

Assume every girl is a naughty girl and chat humorously naughty with them and you'll be surprised. I promise. 

If you've been chatting a boring chat changing to this style over night will be surprising to her. Some girls will be shocked, while others will bewowed. Start slow and take one step at a time for the boring chatters. If she's a new bae, then fire down. First impression matters.


Are you tired of read? Then quit for your own good
(C ya head u wan finish everything - baddo).

Listen guys, I'll post some of my chats with women and I'll explain how women select who to chat with. Women don't ignore my messages, they anticipate my replies which I never do and if I try to reply it'll be after some minutes, hours, a day or a month; sometimes a year. The lucky ones, I reply them almost immediately; but only if I'm free.

The games they play on men need to be reversed. When you have a lot of women to chat with and they enjoy your conversation you won't be fixated on a girl's reply. You're too busy to even remember she exist.

Solution to this problems

There are only 3 good girls/women left in this world and they are your mother, your blood sisters and Keyshia Cole.

Despite how churchistic a girl is, remember she's a naughty girl. Don't EVER be deceived. The only difference is she's more decent and more reserved, but her heart/mind is naughty; all she needs is a good-bad guy who'll trigger her instinct in secret — as long as nobody knows about it. Your phone and fingers can do the magic.

Starting from today see every girl as a naughty girl waiting for a naughty boy to activate her naughtiness.

When you have these mindsets women will always reply your messages. 

Note: You'll come in contact with girls that don't believe this sh!t, but deep down this sh!t is real. Her inhibition is just too much and can be annihilated by a real man. 

Boring Chat VS Interesting Chat

The rule here is use sexual+misinterpretation+humors [S+M+H]. Look for a key word in her message or speech to trigger the sexual humor, then turn it upside down. Make no sense out of it, but it'll make sense to her.

Remember Rule 1. Never give a woman a direct answer, except it's a capital NO. 

(These replies will sound very childish to some men/women. It works in practical, but looks silly when teaching them. Whatever works, works. It doesn't matter how it sounds).

Let's Get Started

She: Hi 
You: Hi or Hello or Hey [boring]
You: Sorry, do you mean Hi-tension pole? [fun] or 
You: No, I'm not Hi(gh), I don't drink. [fun] ) (it doesn't matter if you drink or not). 

She: Where are you (now)? 
You: I'm in the house or... [boring]
You: I'm in Boko Haram's camp; we're doing a training there. Are you coming? [fun]

She: How was your day?
You: Fine [boring]
You: Day break? C'mon can't do it till day break na! U want make my strength finish? [fun] or
You: My day has broken. Please help me fix it. [fun]
You: (My day don break — abeg come patch am for me). [fun]

She: How was your night?
You: Fine or Cool or Wonderful etc [boring]
You: I'm not wearing any 'night gown.' I'm nakèd. You too like night, u be witch. [fun]
You: Night? My night is wearing a gown [fun].

She: What are you doing?
You: I'm sleeping, eating etc [boring]
You: I'm doing a goat [fun]
You: I'm doing drugs [fun]
You: I'm doing it from behind [fun]
You: I'm doing exactly what I did by this time last week [fun]. Do you remember?

She: What do you do for a living?
You: I'm into business or [boring]
You: I do hiring and firing [fun]
You: I do Boko Haram's recruitment; I know you want to join [fun]
You: I do dogs, I do Kitty-Cat (I mean that small animal), but most times it depends on my mood. [fun]

She: How's your family?
You: Fine [boring]
You: Amily? No, she's not my house help [fun]

She: Where have you been.
You: Sorry, I have not being around [borong]
You: I've been to hell and back [fun]
You: Bean? No, I like beans gimme rice [fun]

She: What's your name?
You: My name is iLegend [boring]
You: I lost my name during Nigerian/Biafran war. I'll soon get a new one. What's yours? [fun]

She: Are you sleeping?
You: No, I'm not [boring]
You: No, I'm snoring [fun]
You: No, I'm dreaming [fun]
You: No, I'm dancing shoki wanna join? [fun]

Note: After these childish chat techniques you should chat some boring chats, then bring in the childish chat again, especially when she's asking you a question you don't want to answer. 

During bed time ask her if she's alone? If yes, ask: Bae, I khow the color of the pant your wearing, but I won't tell you before you think I'm a juju priest. She'll insist you tell her, then you say, naughty girl, "you're not wearing any panties." Then, change the topic or ask: Bae, 'morrow bring all your dirty undies I'll wash them for you; I just bought a washing machine. Oh! Wait: which is your favorite color? Don't tell me it pink o!? Else I'll spank ya ass. 

Send all the questions woman ask you while chatting or during oral conversation and I'll show you how to reply them in a fun way. You already know the boring ways.

The End

—— PLEASE DONT READ THIS PART. STOP HERE——

Rules1: NEVER GIVE A WOMAN A DIRECT ANSWER EXCEPT IT'S A CaPiTaL NO

Rule2: NEVER EVER CHAT WITH A WOMAN YOU HAVE SEXUAL INTENT FOR WITH SERIOUSNESS. SEE EVERYTHING AS A SEXUAL JOKE.

Rule3: ALWAYS LOOK OUT FOR KEYWORDS IN HER MESSAGE TO ANCOR THE SEXUAL JOKE.

Rule4: DONT EVER REPLY ALL HER MESSAGES AND DON'T RUSH TO REPLY HER WHEN YOU'RE BUSY. BE A MAN! YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.

Rule5: IF SHE DOESN'T REPLY YOU DON'T EVER SEND ANOTHER MESSAGE. GIVE HER A MONTH, THEN SEND HER: "I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THIS WICKED. WHERE'S YOUR HEART? NEVER-MIND! I KNOW YOU WON'T REPLY." OR "DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BEING CONTROLLED WITH A REMOTE, I KNOW YOUR MUM DIDN'T BRING YOU UP THIS WAY. ANYWAYS, BYE."
With the above she'll definitely reply, then you fire down with [SMH].

Some Steps

Step1: Let every girl know your a naughty bad boy from the onset. It's their job to tame you. Don't tame yourself and pretend to be a nice guy. Na u go lose, I promise you. Nice guys will always get hurt by rejection and it'll affect their self-esteem. I know what I'm saying.

Imagine how mothers or people always pray and try to bribe the most stubborn kid in the house to change. Be stubborn and women will want to help you become better, but never yield. When the stubborn child finally repents the entire family will celebrate and see it as an achievement while the good kids in the house are not celebrated, instead they beat them for acting too lazy or weak. SAD!

Step2: First impression matters a lot and that first impression must carry a sexual connotation and humor along. Else, you're a loser. It doesn't matter if she's a pastor's daughter.

Step3: Learn to not reply all messages even it you're online. The earlier you start this attitude the better. If you start it late you're in trouble. They'll think your "forming" for them and they'll pay you back. 

Step4: With women, it's all about ESCOF button. Press her Emotional, Sexual, Comical, Other-adventures and Financial buttons.
Search for the post on ESCOF on NL.

Step5: To keep the interaction going you must know FemaleSextapes. It's a system I developed that'll make you lack nothing during a conversation. 

Step6: Always be the one to end the conversation. Don't ever tell a girl "bye or good night". Just disappear. Always end it (by disappearing) when she's the one asking a question, never when you're asking. And it should be at the heat of the conversation. End it when it's interesting. Don't be tempted or carried away and she ends it for you. Same thing with calls. Learn to take fake excuses and give her a break. She'll miss you.

Step7: Women are the most beautiful creatures. I just love them, because they're not logical, but emotional. Tap on their naughty emotions, everyone of them has it. Pastor's wives are naughty; they only hide it because of religion and what people will say. Pastor's daughters? Abeg no go there — they're the the naughtiest kids ever (I love them). Don't think because they dress decent they don't have brains to burst. They're adventurous girls. 
No girl is a saint and no girl is sent from Heaven, except Keyshia Cole. 

Step8: If you act nice alone you'll receive nice. If you act dirty alone you'll receive dirty. If you act naughty alone you'll receive naughty. If you act humorous alone you receive laughter alone. But if you mix them all you'll get sex and a woman who's emotionally attached to you. 

Don't be nice, instead be naughty; it doesn't matter if she didn't respond. Forget her and do something meaningful, she'll one day remember you; by then you've already made your first naughty impression and she's already seeing you a sexual being not an asexual like nice guys. There are so many fish in the river. If you think I'm lying follow me to a creek/swamp in Rivers State and I'll show you. 

Force words out of her mouth. And remember rule 2, and don't ever forget rule 1.

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